|"Iran has developed Biological Weapons Against US"
Tehran, YHA – Iran's Ministry of Foreign Affairs announced that as a result of putting long-time scientific experiments into practice and their scientists’ great efforts, they have achieved the development of a new kind of biological weapon in a top-secret genetics laboratory in the north of Iran. After becoming a common issue of world’s spotlight with their recent execution of nuclear tests, Iran’s latest declaration caused panic amongst Western countries and attracted their reactions again.
The Ministry didn’t mention the effects of this biological weapon, however in the declaration it’s noted that “there are no-side effects of usage on Muslim nations.” After this declaration, New York Times reported breaking news that they claimed to be based on US intelligence. According to New York Times’ news, the secret weapon that Iran has developed includes a special virus which affects only human’s genes of faith, so by using it Iran will be able to convert even the most radical catholics into faithful muslims. Full Story...
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|"Ark of the Covenant has been stolen"
Nevada, YHA – It’s reported that Ark of the Covenant has been stolen from the secret chamber of secret Area 51 last night. According to an eyewitnesses, a group of MIB (Men in Black) furtively sneaked into the secret military base and stepped out with a labeled wooden box which is written “Ark of the Covenant” on it. One of the eyewitnesses C.A. (31) also notified that he had heard these men were speaking in an odd language which might be in Arabic he suppoused. After this evidence come out, it’s rumored that the guerillas of Palestinian Liberation Army may have stolen the Ark to amplify the power of “intifadah” against Israel and one of the Palestinian Jihad leader’s speech in West Bank is shown as proof. The Jihad leader has said that By Allah, they will strike Israel back with their own weapon. The high-rank officers of Pentagon declined all of these claims and refused the existence of the Ark or Area 51, furthermore they preferred not to make any comments. Full Story...
|"Scientists use Persil"
London,UNN: A group of scientists from the leading university of London have confirmed today that they use Persil to clean their white lab coats.
In the past year, it has been a debate among journalists as to what type of cleaning detergent the scientists use to keep their white coats squeaky clean. Many had agreed that the scientists use Cillit Bang, whilst other thought it may be Daz. However, earlier today in a press conference, the scientists revealed that they use Persil to keep their whites brilliantly white. As to whether it is Bio or Non-Bio, they have not revealed.
Since this revelation, many people have started to use Persil to clean their clothes. Many children now want to be scientists when they grow up, so they can have clean clothes. And areas such as policing and fire service have begun to use Persil to achieve the same whiteness in their clothes. Full Story...
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