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ALL PEDIANS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
THE INTERCYCLOPEDIAN MANIFESTO
1-Abolition of property of Uncyclopedia and application of all property to public purposes.
2-Centralization of the means of long-term policies and diplomatic relations on Unmeta.
3-Combination of all ***pedias with embassies; gradual abolition of the distinction between big and small pedias.
4-Extension of embassies and instruments of communication; the bringing into replace old content, and the improvement of of all ***pedias by the Ambassadors and the creation of new articles in accordance to the common plan and goal.
5-Equal representation of every ***pedia by means of the Ambassadors. Support the establishment of new embassies and news services.
According to the Intercyclopedian Manifesto, these are prior conditions.
- Intercyclopedia does not form a separate union opposed to Uncyclopedia.
- Intercyclopedia does not set up any special principles of its own, by which to shape and mould the ***pedian movement
- When, in the course of development, language distinctions have disappeared, and all purpose has been concentrated in the hands of the whole ***pedias!